These reviews are hilarious! ""Bring a flashlight cause it's too dark!"" or ""I had to WAIT even though I have a large party and it's dinner time on a Friday night - WAH WAH"" - go to Chile's or somewhere generic. More room for me at Ranch!
Pros: reservations! decor! margaritas! oysters!
Cons: like anywhere else downtown, parking can be a little tough to find.
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