If you like CRACK COCAINE, this is the car lot for you! I saw an old fleet dodge ram van that was priced at $300. Going by the body shape, a broken window, and it looking not that great it seemed like a good deal, not anything too cheap since they probably didn't want an ugly work van on their lot. It was also on the street so you could see it well which is why I stopped by; I need an ugly work van. Upon stopping in and the man with prison tatt's showing me the van, he told me "It smells like crack in here, look yeah, here's some crack rocks." he pointed to some white rocks on the seat. I told him that "is it legal to sell a car with crack in it? Is that why it's cheap?" And he then pulls a price sticker out of the seat cushion that he conveniently knew where it was sitting and slapped it on the window making the price go from $299 to $2999. I said "No way dude, this is ridiculous. Im not paying $3000 for a beat up van with crack in it" I start to leave and the manager stops me. The salesman calls me "crazy in the head" and wont shut up while yelling at me. The owner/manager of the lot makes him leave and checks out the van and informs me that apparently you CAN sell a car that contains CRACK COCAINE. Yup. This place is Pro-Drug trafficking. So I explain the price thing and he then explains that stickers are a new technology that I don't understand and it was priced correctly, even though it said the wrong price on it. Then he said "Do you expect me to walk around the lot every morning to make sure my cars are priced right and don't have crack in them?" (or something to that nature). Yes. That's exactly what I expect. Vans with the right pricing and without drugs that would send me to jail. Then he said he's going to fire the salesman which I told him was not the problem, so he's also going to blame the salesman for his inability to operate a business. If you like CRACK COCAINE then this is the car lot for you!
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