The five star review here is self-serving and probably placed by someone who owns the restaurant. It even smells bad in the store. The menu is cutesy and confusing, with non-descriptive names inelegantly taken from lame pop-culture references. The food is like cut-rate Izzo's Illegal Burrito: cheaper, smaller mexican burritos made to order, if you can figure out names like the Vandalay. (This is inexplicably a Seinfeld reference and a vegetarian burrito.) Customer service is the same as you would find in a Taco Bell and the decor is an attack on your sensorium. Stay away from Moe's.
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