This place has really slipped. I had had an exceptionally nice morning and was in a good mood, so they really messed up for me to write this. $33 just to race home so we could both get on the toilet. $33 just so I could be made to feel as though it is my fault that the food was bad when the bisquit in the bisquits and gravy was as hard as a hockey puck. To her credit, the waitress did attempt to get me another, but then she proceeded to tell me that the former bisquit was just a little crunchy on top. No way. And while the new bisquit was not cracker like, it was dense and it tasted like the the sausage gravy was old, thus explaining the toilet issue. The coffee was mud. The sausage links had the consistency of vienna sausages--there was no crispy or snap at all. I wonder if they cooked it earlier and reheated it (the waitress insisted that the bisquit had not been microwaved, and later said she would go to the prep kitchen to see IF, IF fresh bisquits had been made that morning. IF! Even Chic-Fil-A makes their bisquits every morning!). Half of the grits were lumps that would take up most of a spoonful. My fiancee paid $2.50 extra for raspberries for his french toast and he got 5. FIVE raspberries. Don't do it! While the environment is cute, IHOP is better. Heck, McDonald's is way better. Don't do it! NEVER again.
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