March Hare: To me.
Mad Hatter: Oh you!
Me: Since Farrell's closed many moons ago, I have been on a ceaseless hunt to find a fabulous birthday spot! But while I'm still on the prowl to find that great birthday atmosphere, I celebrate my unbirthdays at Mad Pizza!
Alice: Unbirthday? Why, I’m sorry, but I don’t quite understand.
March Hare: It’s very simple. Now, thirty days have sept- no, when... an unbirthday, if you have a birthday then you... haha... she doesn’t know what an unbirthday is!
Mad Hatter: How silly! Ha HA Ha Ha! Ah-hum... I shall ellusinate! Now statistics prove, prove that you’ve one birthday.
March Hare: Imagine, just one birthday every year.
Mad Hatter: Ahhh, but there are 364 unbirthdays!
March Hare: Precisely why we’re gathered here to cheer!
Me: Well, I cheer at Mad Pizza! With delicious pizza and a very ambitious and courteous staff, how can you miss?
March Hare & Mad Hatter: No room, no room, no room, no room, no room, no room, no room!
Alice: But I thought there was plenty of room!
Me: There is plenty of room! They even have a couple of TV's for games and large area in back for the kids to move around!
March Hare: Clean cup, clean cup, move down, move down, clean cup, clean cup, move down!
Me: Oh yeah, I almost forgot! Don't forget to bus your own table when you're through!