I thought I'd struck the jackpot after I had a pretty great facial for just 90 bucks last week by a sweet girl named Penny. But when I went back for a couples massage yesterday, I realized I was sorely (pun intended) mistaken. Not only did the masseuse (Frances? Francine?) rush through the massage and dig her fingers into my tendons (hello, that's NOT a knot. I need those), but she doesn't even have a grasp of basic human anatomy. She rubbed my armpits, for godssakes. I don't know about you, but I don't carry my tension in my armpits. It even got to a point where I literally had to tell her "Stop it!".
When it was finally over, I asked to speak to the manager who reluctantly offered to have someone work on the 'spots she missed' for 20 mins. Really? Because after all that, you think I want to go BACK in? Not only did NO ONE apologize for the cr*p massage, but they even acted like I was the one who was being high maintenance.
Save your money. You can get the same level of service at a tug and rub.
Pros: Penny the facialist is great.
Cons: Everything else was AWFUL!!!
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