I am a very good cook. I only eat at places where the food is vastly superior to what I can produce. Enter Fratelli.
Their happy hour (4:30 - 6 PM EVERYDAY!) is the best in Portland. They have numerous $5 plates and drinks that are excellent. They also produce the best pizzas (and the most authentic) in all of Portland, and during happy hour, they are only $5. Check out their menu! Also, if you are pregnant or can't drink, ask the bartender to make you a juice concoction. With their juice press and creative bartenders, you will get something VERY tasty. Their cocktails are excellent.. The "Cello Drop" is $5 and has their house made limoncella with Gray Goose Vodka.
Their regular menu has several things of note:
Wild Boar. Steak. Ravioli. Authentic Italian pizzas. Their house marinated olives are fantastic!
Pros: Food, drinks, happy hour, desert!
Cons: They recognize me at the bar now.
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