Okay, it sounds cheezy, but I do like going to the Crab Pot. Yes, there are tourists around and sometimes the service takes a while. And yes, my food comes thrown together in a bowl, and then its dumped on the table. BUT there is something so satisfying about being able to whack my meal. Angry at someone, take it out on the crab, or lobster, or both. Whatever you want. I agree it's not the most tastiest meal, but it's pretty decent and you get a mallet. Come on, try it.
On a side note, the crab pot also offers more traditional fare that does not require the use of blunt objects.