Are you sitting at home, wishing you could fall gently asleep to the sound of canvas slapping in the wind?Have you dreamed of waking up each morning not knowing whether its raining outside because your entire building is covered in by a construction tarp? Would you like to step over construction debris each time you enter/exit the building' If you answered yes to any of the questions above, then let me be the first to say that Wharfside Pointe is indeed the place for you. A few more advantages: You can throw that clunky alarm clock away! Whafside Pointe has its own wake up service. Now you can wake up to the sound of demolition right outside your very own window! Like the smell of fresh paint' Of course you do! Wharfside Pointe has been undergoing a 3 month long painting of its hallways! Who doesn't like stepping around painters six times a day' Don't like swimming or working out' Don't worry, the pool they advertise has been closed for over 5 months and the gym is little more than a tredmill, three free weights and some sort of weird torture device sold by Chuck Norris. So what are you waiting for come on down and sign that year lease!!!!!
Pros: its only a one year lease!!!
Cons: everything
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