Excellent bus, friendly driver, affordable price! Completely Stamatkin-free, too!

Excellent bus, friendly driver, affordable price! Completely Stamatkin-free, too!
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LEX Sucks donkey balls. Their buses are third-worldish, and their drivers are biggest losers I've ever met. I used to ride LEX, but then I took Suburban Express because a girl I know was riding... More

LEX Sucks donkey balls. Their buses are third-worldish, and their drivers are biggest losers I've ever met. I used to ride LEX, but then I took Suburban Express because a girl I know was riding them, and I want to ride her, so I bought one of their tickets. The difference was quite significant. The Suburban Express buses departed and arrived on time, the drivers knew how to get where they were going, the bus was nice and clean, and the drivers never farted - not once. It was like bizarro LEX - exactly the opposite. Anyhow, based on my experiences, I'd have to say that Suburban Express is really good, and that LEX sucks.
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1) It runs on time. 2) The price is a little higher than the alternatives, but it's worth an extra couple bucks to get a reliable ride. 3) Their buses are nice 4) Their employees don't put up... More

1) It runs on time. 2) The price is a little higher than the alternatives, but it's worth an extra couple bucks to get a reliable ride. 3) Their buses are nice 4) Their employees don't put up with any b.s. from people who can't follow a few simple rules.
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Not only are you stupid, you're a sissy. What did you think would happen if you tried to use a ticket which is not valid? This will happen to you at concerts, on planes, and anywhere else that you... More

Not only are you stupid, you're a sissy. What did you think would happen if you tried to use a ticket which is not valid? This will happen to you at concerts, on planes, and anywhere else that you purchase a date or time specific ticket. Instead of crying and blaming others, you should kill yourself.
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I have to say dealing with the suburban express staff could have been one of the worst experiences of my life. The people there are some of the worst human beings I have even encountered. I was left... More

I have to say dealing with the suburban express staff could have been one of the worst experiences of my life. The people there are some of the worst human beings I have even encountered. I was left crying and stranded after they printed me a ticket for the wrong day, by accident...I think not. Upon realizing their mistake they in a friendly tone offered me another ticket, for a small price of 26 dollars. They would GLADLY sell me another, no problem for them. I would strongly advise anyone reading this to give no time effort and most of all money into this horrible buisness.
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I love Suburban Express because JK hates it. Party on, Suburban Express.

I love Suburban Express because JK hates it. Party on, Suburban Express.
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I like Suburban Express. They get you home very quickly, without unnecessary stops or transfers. I've never had a problem with them. Plus, the owner likes to cast off bad customers, which makes... More

I like Suburban Express. They get you home very quickly, without unnecessary stops or transfers. I've never had a problem with them. Plus, the owner likes to cast off bad customers, which makes things go more smoothly for those of us who can obey simple rules. It's great that cell phones aren't allowed at the ticket machines. I don't want to wait while someone yacks and yacks and yacks while tying up a machine.
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I've taken the train and other bus services, and Suburban Express is by far the best. They always run on time and their trips are very fast.

I've taken the train and other bus services, and Suburban Express is by far the best. They always run on time and their trips are very fast.
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A friend of mine was verbally assaulted while trying to by a ticket from Suburban Express. She was told she was a "F***ing little b****" by the owner, *******. This was provoked by her using a... More

A friend of mine was verbally assaulted while trying to by a ticket from Suburban Express. She was told she was a "F***ing little b****" by the owner, *******. This was provoked by her using a cell phone in the store. The owner then banned her for life and even found her e-mail address (I'm not sure how because he did not have her name) and sent her a written ban. I attempted to speak to the man and he quickly banned me for life as well as berating me with some colorful language. I know of several other people who have had a problem with the store and specifically the owner. I highly suggest you don't use their service.
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As a college student attending the University of Illinois, the service offered by Suburban Express is extremely convenient. Suburban Express, which typically runs weekends, offers students with a... More

As a college student attending the University of Illinois, the service offered by Suburban Express is extremely convenient. Suburban Express, which typically runs weekends, offers students with a means of transportation back to the Chicago suburbs via chartered buses. With several stops on campus, and several drop-off points at suburban malls, as well as several departure times to choose from, Suburban Express is an easy, efficient way for students to come home for a weekend or holiday (there is also a service that allows visitors from the Chicago suburbs to visit the campus). Tickets can be a bit on the pricy side, but should be comparable to the money that would be spent on other modes of transportation.
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