Walking in, you think you've entered salad paradise. Things look neat, clean and well presented. So you grab a few plates and get started... you meander through the salad section, then the pasta salads and other selections before sitting down.
As your mouth eagerly awaits it's first bite, you are suddenly hit with an overwhelming sense of sadness. The dressing is so flippin' bland. ""This is Thousand island?"" You scream in front of the other patrons. The rest of the meal proves equally uninteresting. You've just loaded up on a giant circle of unhappiness.
At least the brownies are good. But really, that was about it.
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