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Worst Massage I've Ever Had!!!!!!!!! 9/1/2006

dimples6477 Provided by Partner
First off...this hole in the wall place in some run down strip mall tries to pass itself off as a day spa. When I got there, I knew that I was in for disappointment. The first thing that the massage therapist tells me in a thick accent is "My pressure is very good." Interesting. Why would she be telling me this. Shouldn't she be asking me what kind of pressure I like? Well, needless to say, this was no massage that I have ever had before in my life. No long strokes but instead she's rough and very noisy. I didn't even have a chance to relax. She was pouncing on me and trying to hurt me with her massive body. I'm only 5'2" so I don't need too much pressure but that didn't seem to matter to her. It was horrible. Spend the extra money and go to a real day spa to get pampered. Going to Urban Retreat will only leave you disappointed and very annoyed. You know...I would've never gone here if I hadn't had this coupon book that I had purchased at the Bridal Expo. There's a reason why this place needs to sell a discounted coupon book to attract customers. Pros: NOTHING Cons: EVERYTHING more
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