After dodging the piles of seagull poop, you walk up a long grade only to be strapped onto an audio tour headset that about a billion other people have worn. It is cold, damp, and smells like a bait shop. Inspector Callahan's LAWS rocket should've nuked the whole place, not just the guard tower. There is nothing here that you can't experience by seeing the DVD, except maybe to buy an over-priced copy of a key used to make a jail break. Go to Muir Woods instead.
Pros: nice view of the city, nobody ever escaped
Cons: depressing, cramped, deteriorating rapidly
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