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Feels like a 1982 Prom !! - Review by citysearch c | One if by Land, Two if by Sea

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Feels like a 1982 Prom !! 10/7/2002

We dined here on a Wednes. night and the restaurant was 1/2 full. The pianist was playing the theme song from ""Ghost."" Other tunes to follow were ""Hill Street Blues"" and ""The Godfather."" Equally painful, our waiter kept saying ""I'll leave you two alone now,"" (w/ a wink) which got increasingly annoying since we weren't getting engaged. Menu was either $65/person for the prix fixe or $75/person for the tasting menu. Monkfish and the steak were subpar. Dessert was a joke - chocolate souffle sank when the waiter cut into it! The staff was courteous but trying to push the romance card a bit far and VERY cheesy. In all, this was by far the cheesiest, unjustifiably expensive place we've been to after 3 yrs. in NYC. I wouldn't recommend the place unless you're looking to re-live a dining experience from your high school prom (yes, it's that bad, folks). Pros: Courteous Service, Easy Reservations Cons: Painful music ..., EXPENSIVE bad food more
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