The Tar Pits: pits of tar. With mammoths sinking in them. When I first saw the mammoths, I thought they were playing in the tar. You know, like a prehistoric hot tub. I later find that they are actually dying in them. But it’s ok, cuz they’re plastic. If you like this attraction, you should come by my apartment and check out our newest attraction: The Orange Drive Dirty Sink. Really educational.
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