My sweet little brother who was then in college forked over TONS of money to take me to this swanky little joint. The server said before we started the meal that the portions weren't that big but gee whiz, we had no clue what was in store. Our eyes nearly popped out of our heads when the appetizer came along...we needed a microscope to see if they perhaps forgot to put the food on the plate. WHERE'S THE BEEF?!?!?!? The main course didn't get any better -- I ordered a cornish hen and I swear to God, it was no bigger than half a chicken wing. The food was excellent, but the prices and portion sizes were absolutely ridiculous. We would have driven to Pizza Hut afterward if we didn't have a show to catch.