Everything you've come to expect from new restaurant in Dallas. We arrived a little early for our 8pm reservation for 4 to have a couple drinks at the bar. By 9pm, we learned that the 730 reservations had still not been seated. So, a couple of drinks turned into a $200 bar tab. At one point, I went outside to call other places to eat, and got a laugh when a crowd had gathered under an awning to do the very same thing. I've never seen an establishment make so many people mad in one night, and offer nothing to anyone except pretension.\r
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The hostess was crabby, understandably, but offered nothing except a shrug, and hand in my face the first time we talked. Literally, she gave me the 'talk to the hand'. \r
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At 10pm, the manager on duty finally got us seated. I was embarrassed for him. The man looked beaten.\r
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The food is way overhyped. The lobster nachos taste like.. chips with beans and cheese. There's a morsel of lobster, and some silly jalapeno jelly. It offers no flavor, but does offer some color in an otherwise bland dish. \r
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We ordered Halibut crusted with pumpkin seeds and got seabass instead. At least they substituted a good fish. The fish was prepared well, but the rice, and jicama slaw were terrible. The rice was overly sweet, and the slaw offered nothing I haven't had at KFC. Roasted vegetables purchased ala carte were the highlight of my meal, and even they were marginal. The carrot, peppers, squash, and zucchini seem to have all been cooked together. So, you get burned peppers, raw carrots, and mushy squash.\r
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I give it an average rating, because sadly, it seems that all new restaurants in Dallas are following this pattern of underwhelming service, overpriced food, and snotty hosts. Avoid the guac at $11/person, and the $9 bottled water. Both are unfunny jokes. Go to Javier's.
Pros: You can get tequila served at 5 degrees, on tap.
Cons: Too many to list.
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