Artisanal is a great date place for the well informed. A suitor invited me on a date and suggested Artisanal. Being impressed by his tasteful suggestion, I accepted his invitation. However this impression was vanquished when, in the cab, he began to make crude jokes about the restaurant's name. When we arrived, I was soothed by the ambient refuge and comforting staff. Fondue is an excellent dating instrument in that it encouraged us to bond with the ritual of feeding one another. After copious amounts of expertly recommended wine and cheese, the mood could not have been more perfect. My best advice is to not overdo it, as we did. Too much of a good thing dried out our mouths with a thirst that would rival that a twelfth round boxer. Needless to say, kissing was out of the question.
Pros: Soothing Atmosphere, Cute Fromage, Booths for Necking
Cons: Cheese makes UThirsty, Small Portions, Heinous Eye Candy
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