Hmmm....what did I really expect for 13 bucks? I've gotten better cuts from an ass monkey.
First, she didn't even wet down my hair. Sure, it woulda been extra to get a shampoo, but she merely misted my hair briefly. Then the haircut proceeded on pretty much dry hair. Big no no...First cut made. Not short enough....Second cut made....not short enough. She indicated how much she was taking off. I tell her more. I SHOW her how much to take off. Not short enough. I show her again....*exasperated* I guess that's enough.
Big no no 2. She starts cutting from one side and gradually works her way around back to the other side. Professionals start from the BACK of the head. When she completes her round, I can see that the other side is significantly longer than the side she started on. Em...yeah. The side she started on is clearly above my shoulders whereas the other side is hanging below it. Jesus woman, where the fuck were you trained? The Cosmetology School of Non-Euclidian Geometry?
I wait for her to notice this gross discrepancy. She actually starts adding some layers in before fixing the length difference. She "finishes" and lets me do a once-over. I tell her "Um...I think this side is longer." She says yeah...just a little bit, and proceeds to chop off an entire inch. (Yeah sure, that was a "little"). Oddly, she's only correcting the front part of the hair and not going back around to even it out. I shoulda caught it earlier but I wasn't given a mirror to check out the back part of the hair.
Oh why, oh why did I tip her? Goddamn generous me.
When I got home, I washed and blow dried my hair to see the damage. It wasn't too bad. I don't see how working with wet hair woulda killed her. Then when I checked out the longer side, she really did just focus on the front part when she went back to fix it. I could see the distinct gradation between fixed and non-fixed lengths...amateur.
Never. Again. And to think this lady was a manager. I recut my own hair at least 4 times, adding layers to fix her massive fuck up. She might as well used a bowl on me. At least that would have produced even results.