My weirdest gift that I ever received was a set of Nut crackers like the kind you would pick up at a dollar store.
It was given to me as a gift and not as a gag gift . When I opened it I was like..Thanks for the umm nut crackers?
I just ended up tossing the pack into my cupboard until I would need a nut cracker and pick!!
You could find a nut cracker like this at the C+C supermarket here in town. They are a small grocery store and are not very good. They even switch the labels on there meats to put it to a later date after it expires!!!
I asked them to get some organic foods that I would purchase from there store and the manager did then the owner made them send all the stuff back.
The C+c is only good for the forgotten items like toilet paper or if your really desperate!