What more do you need to know than nearly a pound - A POUND - of food stuffed into a giant tortilla? And it's not just about quantity. If you're gonna go to Chipotle, you've got to try their Barbacoa. Although not entirely authentic, their spicy, shredded beef leaves little to be desired. It's spicy and tender. Everything you would need in a burrito.
You've also got choices of tacos and salads, but who would want to opt for that? When you get your burrito, you've also got the choice of levels of spicy through their salsas. Their Roasted Chilli-Corn is mildly spicy and their Tomatillo-Red is quite spicy. If you want a jolt of energy, get both!
Get started on the weight gain by getting one of these monstrous burritos. If you've got the space, you can also get chips and salsa or guacamole. I've tried them, they're good. But, who can eat the whole burrito to begin with?