I went along with the gag by going to Todai at Woodfield Mall. You see, I do not go for sushi and seafood. Todai is famous for its sumptuous sushi and seafood buffet. The non-seafood choices were fairly limited, but still I had udon soup, vegetable tempura, and numerous choices from the excellent dessert counter including fresh crepes. It is a pricey buffet, but I was not the one paying.