I've lived in Morrisville for about a year and a half now and have been getting coupons for Remington Grill for most of that time. I just had not found the time to go there yet - until last night. They had Coronas on special, so I was interested in that. I really prefer Coronas with a lime and the place looked like it might not have limes, so I asked, "Do you have limes?" "What?" "Do you have limes?" "For what?" "Limes for the Coronas." "Oh. Limes. Yes." "Where are they?" "On the bar." (There's a bar with fixins - you know, pickles and relish and stuff.) "Okay, then I'd like to get a Corona." And I ordered the .5 lb hamburger cuz I saw they had a .25 lb one and I figured I wouldn't like it because it wouldn't be thick enough. Anyway, so she gave me my Corona and we went to sit down. I went over to the bar to get my lime - there weren't any. So I went back up to the counter. The manager stared at me for a minute before he decided to come over and find out what I wanted. "Do you need something?" "Where are the limes?" "On the bar." "No, there aren't any. Just lemons." "Right, lime-ons." "No, I want a lime. To go with the Corona. Those are lemons. Do you have limes?" "Yes, on the bar." "No, those are lemons." "We don't carry limes. Just lemons." "Umm... then why have I been told TWICE that you have limes?" *blank look* "I wouldn't have ordered this if she had told me you only had lemons. I specifically asked." "Sorry." Nice. Oh, and then my .5 lb hamburger was two thin .25 lb patties. *sigh* It was okay. But I definitely won't go there again.
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