If you care about your health and if you give a damn about your hard earned money DO NOT GO TO THIS PLACE. I will start by saying that I live in Aventura. I heard about this restaurant on "Diner's, Drive-in and Dives". Guy Fieri is a liar! On APRIL 20, 2012 I went with my family who were in town from New York and figured this spot would be a good and fun place to visit for the first time together. The place looks run down. The food was absolutely disgusting. We ordered the fish dip (which I saw on tv) smoked fish sampler and the fried conch. Gross, smelly, disgusting and made me sick. The health department needs to visit this place. As a meal we ordered 2 lobster burgers and 2 fish tacos. The lobster burgers were tasteless, no discernible trace of lobster and had the consistency of cat food. The gross fish tacos weren't even freaking tacos. They were mushy pita breads with nasty globs of God knows what. The after taste had to be the worst and the throwing up at home must have been the food poison of the gross fish dip. There were no napkins and the water bottles smelled like fish. There was a stray cat (missing an eye ball) lingering around and joined us for lunch. The employees and so called manager didn't seem to mind that the flea filled cat was disrupting our meal. My newborn son and I got bit by fleas while we had THE WORST MEAL of our lives. If I could tell you that there was at least one good item on the menu I'd tell you but NO the meals were accompanied by bagged potato chips (the gross cheap lays kind) and our total bill was $88 (plus $2 tip which we never tip under 20% but in this case yikers!!!!!!!!! ) Overpriced, disgusting and paid to get sick. WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE!!
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