In the event of a zombie apocalypse where The Muddy Pig was the last safe refuge for humans, I would gladly throw myself to the flesh hungry undead to be ripped apart, limb from limb, and devoured. That would be infinitely preferable to stepping foot inside this dive bar again.
Come to think of it, The Muddy Pig is a very likely last refuge for humans in this scenario. The rude staff, horrible service, and disgusting food would be a much better defense against zombies than shotguns, chainsaws, and crowbars.
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