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beware!!!! 2/16/2011

We booked through Priceline and got the hotel for 4 days and 3 nights for a total of $207 for our stay. The package sounded real good with a rental included from alamo for just $88.04 and roundtrip tickets included for 4 people. (GRAND TOTAL: $1138) by the way we got played on the rental car from Alamo!!! Beware of airport alamo too! PRICELINE PERIOD! NO REFUNDS or TRANSFERS! but anyway, the resort is NO resort at all!!!! BEWARE of this place! IT SUCKS!! When we first arrived our room had no towels, rags, pillowcases, alarm clock, and the coffemaker didn't work! not to mention the pillow had brown slob stains on it! And my 2 year old wouldnt use the potty cuz there were little gray bugs crawling around the tub and toliet and by the fridge! and also, what priceline doesnt tell you is that there will be an additional fee of $15/day while you're there as a resort fee!! Oh! and dont let them fool you, there is only 1 SHUTTLE to take and pick you up from DISNEY!! let me break that down, 1 trip @ 9am sharp! and 1 trip back to MOTEL @9:45pm. hope you dont get sleepy,broke, or tired, cuz your stuck till 9:45pm. and also, we had to take 4 buses from the hotel just to get to International Drive in Orlando!! and i hope you time yourself good, cuz the last bus to get you back to the room stops at 9pm! ok lets move on to the waterpark! this waterpark is soo not what they crack it up to be. there's only 2 big slides and a really boring lazy river. only 1 hot tub that only fits 5-6 people in it with them owning 250 rooms!! you do the math! the pools are barely heated. you would think since we went 2/10/11 - 2/14/2011 that they would turn the tempature up since thats still considered winter, but no they had it on a low temp like it was 85 degrees outside in the summer! The waterpark was dreary and ran down looking! $5 million dollar waterpark my butt!the whole three days we stayed we couldnt play at the waterpark, cuz it was too cold and the game room is little and cost too much. there's only 1 restaurant thats a hole in the wall! I'VE NEVER SEEN A CHICKEN SANDWiCH THE SIZE OF A SPRINT RAZOR PHONE (chicken patty) IN MY LIFE! That was a lettuce sandwach for the whoping price of $7.95!!!! A beer is $2.75 (restarant only) I c an say the bartender guy was great and bought us a beer. $3.50 (front desk store)A sad case for a store too!! candy bars $1.50 (reg. size) pops $2.00 the .35cent bag of chips are $1.00 and they only have plain and veggie chips! ice cream is $2-3.50. the resort has pop and m&m machines all around as if they work! HA! none of them do, you have to drag your a** all the way to the lobby to get a pop! The breakfast is terrible- that consists of generic egg beaters, generic nasty sausge patties, bacon(was ok, ediable), french toast, hasbrowns, and oj and milk. thats the breakfast buffet.So dont let the websites pictures fool you! i seen none of that food there! then we tryed to order off the breakfast menu one morning, and we were told that they dont serve that menu, you gotta eat the buffet! OH let me get to the good part! How about the headboard fell on my head as i sat down the 2nd night! By this time i had had enogh!~ I demanded the manager and she offers me resort fee credit, and free breakfast for 1 day! HA! and lastly, this place has no golf course, lake, or fishing. and the fitness room is the size of a child's bedroom! DO NOT GO TO THIS MOTEL!!! YOU"LL REGRET IT!!! and your closet store will be a Hess gastation to eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner from! that was the best deal since we got there. Hess had resonably priced donuts, beer, wine, hotdogs, blimpies subs, fresh pizza, coffee, and more!~ Well i hope this is helpful to someone! more
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