Everything about this place sucks. The fact that I'm going out of my way to write a review for a GAS STATION should tell you how much it sucks. If there were a button I could click to rate this place with a negative amount of stars, I would click it... nay, I would click it a thousand times. It is the worst of all places that fall under the category of ""Gas Station."" If I were to make a list of all the places I want to go, this gas station would rank last, right below ""Anywhere near this gas station"" and ""WNBA Double-Header."" If this gas station was a singer, it would be William Hung. If this gas station was an actor, it would be Nicholas Cage. If this gas station was a beer, it would be watered-down Keystone Light. If this gas station was a movie, it would be a mixture of Gigli and Caddyshack 2 combined with the ending from License to Wed. The Bible says 'God made the heavens and the Earth and when he made Adam, Adam said to God, ""Callin' shenanigans. You f*cked up at 365 Main Street in Sturbridge, MA.""' Amen.
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