TAYLOR COLLINS: IS THE ONLY WAY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO STEP FOOT IN A SALON AGAIN! BEING TRAMATIZED WITH BLACK SHIRLEY TEMPLE HAIR SINCE I WAS FIVE & AWFUL EXPERIENCES MY WHOLE LIFE[ NO NAMES INCLUDED]! WHEN I FIRST MET HER, I KNEW I LOVED HER, & TOLD HER I NEEDED MY HAIR DONE AFTER AGES.\r
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I'VE EVEN HAD AN EPIPHANY AS TO WHY THE FIRST TIME I HAD THE STYLE SHE JUST GAVE ME STUNK, AND WHY IT LOOKS SO GOOD NOW!\r
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IT ALL HAD TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT I CHOSE A HAIRDRESSER OF MY OLD FRIEND AND NATURALLY BEING LOYAL TO HER -NOT ME- SHE MADE HER LOOK FAB & ME LOOK LIKE DOPPY THE DWARF. SHE WOULDN'T DRY & CUT IT TOO SHORT SO I LOOKED LIKE A LITTLE MUSHROOM HEAD.\r
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WITHOUT MAKING THIS A REVIEW A NOVEL THAT WOULD LOSE YOU A.D.D. MIND OR AN OBNOXIOUS LAUNDRY LIST; HERE IT IS:\r
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I'M SICK OF ALL THOSE GOSSIPING UPITY SALONS!\r
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TAYLOR CONVINCED ME TO STOP CUTTING MY OWN HAIR, A DEVELOPED FEAR OF MINE. SHE IS WELL TRAINED & KNOWS HER HAIR. SHE DID WHAT I WANTED & MADE IT LOOK STUNNING. AN ODE TO ALL THOSE STYLIST WHO ONLY DO WHAT THEY WANT; LOSE ALL YOUR CUSTOMERS!\r
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NOW THAT I NO LONGER HAVE TO PINCH PENNIES & HAVE MY RELATIVES CUT MY HAIR; I HIRE TAYLOR FREQUENTLY. TAYLOR GETS IT! FUN! NOT PRETENSCIOUS! PLAINLY SHE JUST KICKS BEAUTIFYING HAIR A**!\r
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IF THAT DOESN'T SAY IT ALL; THAT COMES WITH THE TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES OF CRYING OVER MY FRESHMAN YEARBOOK PICTURE AFTER HAVING MY PRIMED STRAIGHT LONG 60'S LOOK CHOPPED, THINNED AFRO BANGS, A BURNED SCALP, & A HUGE ALFALFA CHUNK IN BACK.
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