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UMMMM....NOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2/16/2009

I took my boyfriend there for a couples massage to celebrate our anniversary. The facility is not worth the money at all. The jacuzzi was in an open hallway with two dirty moldy chairs that I would never want to sit on off to one side. Behind these two chairs, is a door leading outside where you can see bags of trash. On the other side, a dirty, old, and ripped mattress propped up against the wall. WHAT?! The sauna was okay. Nothing special. Just like the one in my gym. The room we had for the massage was so small that the two tables could not fit side by side and was awkwardly positioned. The massage itself was great, the therapist did a good job. But with an annoying fan that sounded like the engine of a 747 jet inside the wall right next to me, it was hard to enjoy anything. The massage rooms are downstairs in the basement so whenever somebody turned on a faucet or flushed a toilet, it sounded like we were in Niagara falls. Now I know why they're offering the discount. Otherwise they'd have no business. If you only care about getting an in and out massage then go for it. But if you're looking for romance and ambiance...you're not going to get it. Pros: The massage was great Cons: Place was dingy, small, and absolutely not relaxing. more
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