Tip's For a First Timer:
1. Do your research (reading this is considered research)
2. Go early and beat the crowd- be there before 10pm.
3. If you don't know... ask! Everyone I met was happy to answer all my questions.
4. Carry a clutch with a handstrap.
5. Make a budget. Give yourself an alotted amount to spend. That way you won't wonder why Monday morning your bank account is so low.
6. Determine how much you can spend and get it in cash. Ask for half the amount in one's. Split the money between your clutch and your person. No matter what may happen you will have money.
7. Don't bet all your money on one horse- look at the whole stable.
8. Tell them it's your first time. Maybe you will get a first timers discount or an upgrade. Worst that can happen is them saying "no".
9. Let go of all your preconcieved notions. They will only inhibit you.
10. Enjoy the attention and accept the compliments, but keep the fact that these men want your money in the back of you head. Be gracious and enjoy the fantasy. Don't fall in love because one handsome man said you were pretty.
11. If you plan on getting on stage or think your friends might get you up there WEAR PANTIES. No Britney's please. The other women don't want to see yours. I am bringing a pair of my spankies or yoga shorts for my friend Friday just in case she wears a dress.
12. Be confident and smile!
My first time I went by myself to scout the place for a party. I had a blast! Everyone was great! The entertainers are well choreograhed and talented not to mention sexy as hell. The skits go from sexy to silly- very entertaining. The men are respectful. I did not feel uncomfortable at any time. No one touched me anywhere but the arm. I was groped more teaching 2nd graders. I got the experience- 2 body shots, went up to the stage, and got a lap dance. My drink orders were delivered promptly and made to perfection. I ordered a gin and tonic- which is hard to screw up. The men will guide you if you aren't sure what to do... I had no clue what to do with my hands. I didn't want to do anything to make them uncomfortable or embarrass myself. It wasn't sex so I was akward at first., but the entertainer just smiled and took my hands. I left the club feeling beautiful and sexy. I had a great time. A day at the spa and a night out at La Bare = an awesome way to spend a night.
Pros: Professional, Great Entertainment, Atmosphere
Cons: A little pricey in some areas
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