Dinning at this disastrous ""restaurant"" felt like being seated in a boxing ring with a hostile staff. The entire meal was a battle from beginning to end and like a casino the odds were stacked against us from winning any round. Here's a quick synopsis:
Round 1: We tried to fix our wobbly table. We were scolded by the manager in a parental tone. (That hurt.)
Round 2: Asked for a vegetarian plate. Was told, ""We don't do that"" with a snarl although half the appetizers are vegetables. (Ouch!)
Round 3: When I asked for a second glass of wine the waitress topped off the not quite empty glass I had passed to my wife. When I pointed it out to the manager that perhaps at $12 a glass they should pour the full amount - she came back 5 minutes later and poured a few sips into an empty glass and said now we were even. (That was a blow.)
Round 4: The pasta arrived in what would be considered a children's portion by most adults. (Hunger pains!)
Round 5: Ordered two espressos which arrived ice cold. (Brain freeze hurts too.)
Round 6: The bill came and there was no offer of compensation or apology after we gently expressed our dissatisfaction. (Starting to feel numb.)
It was a knock out in the 6th round. We were down and out and never coming back!!!!
Pros: Enjoyed reading the enthusiastic panning of the ""restaurant""
Cons: Unbearably Rude Service, Ridiculously Small Portions, Over $
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