Well, me and my boys were getting jacked and tan in the afternoon and decided "to grind until our d1cks fell off." We got what we wanted except it wasn't from the ladies it was mostly guys. While dancing with fine females, these guys snucking on my little virgin @sshole so tender and juicy. I was like dude wtf can't you see I'm trying to get a date to prom, because the girls at club europe are so fine and classy. So, I began to feel his d1ck getting hard on my @ss and I was like man get off, because I'm starting to get wood.
As the night progressed, I saw the finest female that has graced our planet earth. I mean when she walked in the club stopped and everyone stared. So, I of course had to post up and sp1t mad game. Let me describe her beauty and beast. Her hair had tin-foil in it, four teeth from the excessive meth use(which really turns me on), her gut was hanging out of her dress which she barely wore to begin with. My d1ck was so hard I thought it was going to cut right through my jeans. I mean it could cut diamonds. Unfortunately, I think she overdosed on meth and is dead I'll be at her funeral along with another club hero, flavor flav aka pimp aka shaun walker.
Well, I'm sure there are some haters who don't believe this magnificent story but this sh1t was real, especially the cutting diamonds with my 5cm c0ck. Long live 8/8/08.
U can find me in the parking lot all throughout the week camping out getting ready for friday and saturday night in the back right corner. ;)
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Pros: SKETCHY DUDES, POP LIKE THE WEASEL
Cons: TOO MANY GIRLS
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