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Submissives welcome for raw food & verbal lashings. - Review by citysearch c | Hawthorne Street Cafe

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Submissives welcome for raw food & verbal lashings. 7/8/2008

We sat at a table in a room that slanted downhill at a far more than noticeable degree and I thought ok, this might be fun. Coffee came 10 minutes later in cups so worn the glaze had gone and the surface was pourous and rough like a loofa on my lips but that wasn't too problematic either since the server only metered out 1/3 cup doses of coffee at a time and with a comically unsteady hand and unsure demeanor making the 1/3 cup the safest bet. Food was fairly prompt however lacking in half the ingredients posted, completely without toast at all and with what must be the newest trend of Half Raw Bacon. Delicious when washed down with the nothing we were given to drink. Ah shoot, time to pay up and go. Even though it has been awhile and no bill so I wander up to the counter where I am ignored and shuffled out of the way by the disgruntled wait staff, probably in perpetual fear of the drill seargent owner demeaning them from the open kitchen for another long while and finally say please, can I pay you for my fabulous experience? Handing them my passport card which is valid and I saw the person in front of me use theirs. In reply the waitress hissed that she just can't deal with that or any card and to just pay cash as she just can't be bothered. Pros: Carnival ride like seating, hot trends like raw bacon & beverage free eating. Cons: The door opens to let people in. more
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