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FOR "THE CORNY CRACKERS" ONLY - Review by citysearch c | Red Door, The

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FOR "THE CORNY CRACKERS" ONLY 2/24/2008

I am not your average hot white girl. I am not even your baddest white girl. But, I AM right up there with the flyest of all the white girls here on planet earth and I can't stand this r*cist place. I would understand if the catered to ONLY pretty boys like Johnny Depp, David Beckham, George Clooney & Brad Pitt look-a-likes but, all they have in there are a bunch of DORKY & CORNY white boys running around inside this weak club. They need guys with new style like Andre 3000 (from Outkast), Lenny Kravitz and maybe even some cool fellows like Pharrell & T.I. (They're style is more hip-hop but, they still have that edgy skateboarding look to them). The owner must have grown up in Vidor, TX or was the favorite son of a Grand Wizard. We are in 2008, whatever happened to Reverend Martin Luther King Jr. landmark speech "I have a dream"?!! This place AKA "The R*cist Door" is just as lame as the door guys, owner & patrons who goes into this sad bar should all be ashamed of themselves. Hasn't it always been the white men dressing up in white sheets cover their ugly caucasian faces, white men as serial k*llers?, white men invading other countries taking other nation's possessions (natural resources, oil, etc.)?, white men who mistreated Africans & turned them into slaves?, white men who k*lled all the Native American Indians? when do you ever hear of this cr*p happening to other ethnic people besides when the media plays their lies to the lost Americans? (ONLY when they want to go invade that nation & steal their goods). otherwise, NEVER!!! & THE LIST GOES ON about the DIRTY white boys!.. all I have to say is my b*tthole draws a better crowd than this pathetic place! Pros: BEST place for k k Klan members Cons: cannot wear white sheets over your unattractive white face all night long more
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