The men's room toilet water is ice cold and refreshing after a hot day of fornication. There is not a hint of chlorine in it and it goes down my throat like cold silk. Also, the floors around the toilet are soaked with nutrients that I like to lick up and then wash down with the toilet water. Things are good for me right now. If only the sheep would come home I would be a happy man. But that is asking a lot I know. Weather has been nice here and I'm getting ready to harvest the tomatoes from the garden so I can start canning for the long winter. Heard from grandma last weekend and she's well. I hope you are well too and I look forward to seeing you at the dance next month.
Pros: What? This is the most romantic place that allows beastly women to dine on the floor.
Cons: WTF?
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