ODE TO SUZY OF ASTOR PLACE or Suzy Haircutter No. 1, by Yucca P (copyrighted):
Suzy, Suzy beautiful one. Suzy, Suzy lots of fun, Color hair with Quicksilver flair, Cut those ends with a magic air. Fingers move like nimble darts, Fates weave fast eternal arts, Over drab hair fingers toil,
Soon to pluck some Aluminum foil. Prayer to Suzy Magic One, Help dull locks become undone, Change to shiny rich and fair, Glorious sheen with radiant cheer. Who cares if hair falls to floor, A sacrifice so lovers score, From this spell comes ecstatic moans, As Venuses emerge from sea foam.
Purring to admiring stares,
Lapping up delighted cheers,
The blessed wander exotic lands,
Dancing souls with lustrous bands.
But beware Gods may start and stare,
Envying the radiance you bare,
Studying your charms and heart,
Want for themselves dear Suzy?s art.
Suzy Haircutter No. 1,.
Suzy, Suzy lots of fun,
Raise slender arms to liberty high,
Salute the world with scissors spry.
Give to all good colors fair,
Show the world your crafty flair,
Wave cutting wands in dazzling light,
Small blazing fingers full of might.
Two mirrors dance to end this story,
Shining beams on your glistening glory,
From this spell comes ecstatic moans,
As Venuses emerge from sea foams.
Suzy, Suzy beautiful one,
Suzy, Suzy lots of fun,
Color hair with Quicksilver flair,
Better than the Gods would dare.
Pros: Suzy does fabulous and flattering hair cuts & colorings.
Cons: None
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