I've lived in L.A. my whole life, and always wanted to try this club after visiting all the other shady clubs, and boy-- what a MISTAKE!!\r
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Unforunately, this review only has a 2,000 character limit... but I am going to bullet list the BAD things here and try to be 100% honest and straight-forward..........\r
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1) The club is in a TERRIBLE part of town, it claims to be in Downtown LA but it is really in VERNON!!\r
A highly industrial area full of homeless people., dark streets, and virtually nothing you will ever need to be around unless you make deliveries for a living.\r
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2) The parking is $5, and the the ""security"" is some guy who talks on his cell phone int he corner under an umbrella. The $5 is ok I guess, but really, this is where the NICKLE AND DIMING begins........\r
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3) The cover is $20, EVEN on weeknights....\r
This is okay I guess, but considering there were only 9-10 girls there that night, hmm..\r
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4) I went to the ATM next to get some cash, and pulled out $100. Most private ATM's charge about $2-4 fee. \r
The Spearmint Rhino ATM charges 10% on ALL WITHDRAWLS!! \r
So it was a $10 fee... what a joke.\r
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5) As soon as I left the ATM, a black girl walked up to us and asked what we wanted to drink. Not ""IF"" , but ""WHAT"".\r
We said water since they don't serve alcohol obviously, and she said ""sure"" and brought back two bottles of water.\r
A moment later, she said ""that will be $10""! What BS!\r
WHY WOULD A GOOD CLUB NEED TO RIP PEOPLE OFF ON DRINKS??\r
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6) 1) There were 10 girls, and probably 5 were black, and the others were jsut UGLY . There was only girl who looked at least 30-40 and was very wrinkly. The ONE good looking girl was a brunette with big ones. I got the topless dance ($20 PER SONG) and she was very good at the dance, but the song was like 2 minutes!!!!!\r
And her melons were really not that great... you could feel the nasty implants.\r
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So look -- I'm not saying this club is the WORST, but it is NOT THE BEST, and WAY OVER-RATED.\r
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Skip it.
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