This place is the best place in the world--if you happen to be be a pretentious git lacking the common sense of a garden slug. The line is ungodly long, the drinks are overpriced and watered-down and the clientele...well, if you're as deep as a mud puddle and just as interesting, you'll fit right in here. Prepare to have tequila slopped all over you by girls whose only charms hang out of their shirts and vapid man-children without even those charms. Brace yourself to be trampled by the rudest freaks this side of a Klan meeting and cash in your 401(k) if you plan on having more than 1 or two drinks that you don't have to ring out of your shirt. I'd rather spend my night reading Scientology books while having my genitals beaten with a ball-peen hammer. All in all, this place isn't worth the time you've just spent reading this review. The only complimentary thing I can say about this place is that my hour there was the second most positive experience I've ever had in Pioneer Square. But I've only partied down there 6 or 7 times. My recommendation: you'll probably have a better time @ Earl's on University Ave.
Pros: More than 1 bathroom
Cons: Everything else
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