I have been to the front porch many times and i have no clue what the last reviewer is talking about. Greg, (the owner) has given me free drink after free drink(even without me being a douchebag). Not only that, but he has introduced me to more women than anyone else in town. I have gotten F'd numerous times on account of that man. We should hold a national ""thank you, Greg, for getting me F'd"" day. I have had more fun in the women's bathroom there than any of the crappy bars denver has to offer. If you don't like the Porch you probably wear a pink shirt with the collar flipped up and I bet you drink apple martinis and watch mens volley ball in your underwear. Anyway, I ALWAYS HAVE FUN THERE! \r
P.S. Great Happy Hour...
Pros: Women and fun
Cons: gets pretty busy on the weekends