You want the straight dope on 49 Grove? The place is the worst. And that?s being kind. It should aspire to be the worst because that would be an improvement over what it is now. It would actually have to be bumped up a few pegs to reach the lofty levels of worst. But worst is in all probability beyond this place?s reach.
Never have I been to a place so atrocious. It began out front with the barbarian doorman, worsened when I nearly broke my neck trying to navigate my way down the pitch black staircase into this basement, was knocked down another notch when they fleeced me for $15 on a watered down drink (the bartender even told me that they couldn?t serve me my brand of vodka because business was bad and the owner hadn?t paid the liquor bill), failed another time when I went to the co-ed bathroom and had these perverts try to watch me on the toilet and I had to see open urinals (the whole place is an open urinal), took another nose dive when at midnight there were only four other people there and they looked like they had social studies class the next day, and ended when I had to fight with the manager about the criminal padding of my bill.
49 Grove will deservedly go under soon ? ideally before I upload this post so no other poor soul will have to suffer like I did. Never have I seen a place so grossly mismanaged and people in a service job so brazenly, outwardly and unapologetically rude. But like with all other things, what goes around comes around and what?s coming to 49 Grove is bankruptcy. I can only hope there?s a brothel somewhere in the fourth world willing to pay 10 cents on the dollar for those hideous couches and cheesy pile carpet.
And so to the staff of 49 Grove I gingerly and with all discretion say, Lower your expectations. If you still want jobs in the hospitality business, get yourself a polyester uniform and paper hat. Sonic has immediate openings at drive-through windows across the south.
Cons: Worst place ever
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