Took my girlfriend here on Valentine's Day and it was by FAR the worst place we have ever eaten in LA. Let me describe our horrid experience with this ""restaurant."" We were seated and told that they were out of menus!?? WHAT??? We had to wait 15 minutes to look at a menu. Service was incredibly slow on ever level, except for the bus boy type that brings their cold, bland rolls and water. I am glad I filled up on bread because the portions here are TINY. Appetizers: oysters with caviar was pretty good. Duck/potato salad was horrible. 14 dollars for about ten tiny pieces of food. But it's not the type of place where the food is good enough to excuse small portions. it just doesn't ""work."" The scampi angle hair was the worst, most bland thing I have ever eaten. Tasted like wet homemade spaghetti. When the bill for two was over 100 dollars with tip I was actually angry that I had to give these people money. I would have preferred Denny's (I'm dead serious) The only sort-of plus is that the outdoor patio is pretty cool. Ridiculously slow service, bad portions, bland, low quality food. (most of it was cold too) The place wasn't even crowded but every one seemed to be confused as to what was going on. It's a shame because the location and decor is cool...someone needs to get that place shaped up. I'll never go back.
Cons: slow service, small portions, low quality, bland dishes, everything
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