Going to The Parlor? Make sure you turn your style up, all the way up to full-douche. If you didn't dress for the occasion just remember that you are in the middle of a shopping mall, so just walk on over to Kenneth Cole and buy what everyone else is wearing. But don't buy a hat. Not only will they make you take it off but they will make you check it, because the single greatest threat security has to worry about from a bunch of middle-aged white guys is a hat in your back pocket (when the real robbery is going on in the bar). My advice? Use Citysearch to find a bar in Seattle, and stay out of the East Side.
Pros: Got a great price on sheets downstairs... in the shopping mall
Cons: That a place like this exists
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