WELL IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A NIGHTCLUB ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, THEN TRY TO AVOID SOUTH BEACH. THIS PLACE IS TOO CROWED FOR DANCING AFTER 11:30P AND A FEW OTHER THINGS IS THE BARTENDER SERVICE IS SLOWER THAN MOST PLACES BECAUSE OF THE OVER CROWEDNESS. I HAVE WAITED 9 MIN ON ONE BARTENDER FOR A CHEAP DRINK. BUT BECAUSE THEY WERE SO CROWDED THE SERVICE IS SLOW, UNLESS YOU KNOW THE BARTEDER, YOU WONT GET FAST OR AVERAGE SERVICE. IF YOU LIKE POP MUSIC OR RAP DANCE REMIXES THEN SOUTH BEACH IS NOT FOR YOU. THEY PLAY TECHNO ALL NIGHT. THE DANCING BOXES WHICH ARE THE BOXES YOU CAN DANCE ON IS WAY TOO CROWDED TO DANCE ON. THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE, I SAW SOMEONE NEARLY FALL OFF THE BOXES DUE TO CROWDED. THAT IS NOT SAFE DANCING ON IF THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE DANCING ON IT. THE BATHROOMS ARE TOO SMALL FOR A BIG PLACE. THE COVER CHARGE IS ALWAYS RISING, IT WAS $7 IN MARCH 06 NOW ITS $9 IN SEPT. AND ABOUT ONCE-A-MONTH THEY CAHRGE $20 TO GET IN THE CLUB WHEN THE REGULAR DJ IS NOT THERE. THIS IS JUST OUTRAGEUOUSLY AWFUL PLACE FOR A COVER CHARGE. PAY $9 TO BUY MORE ALCOHOL AND DANCE TO TECHNO MUSIC.
THE BARTENDER SERVICE IS TOO SLOW
ITS TOO CROWDED TO DANCE SAFELY.
THE COVER CHARGE IS TOO EXPENSIVE.
VALET PARKING IS TOO SLOW TO GET THE CARS BACK TO CUSTOMERS
THE OWNER IS TOTALY MEAN TO CUSTOMERS.
Pros: POPULAR BECAUSE CROWDED
Cons: VALET PARKING, DANCING, BARTENDERS
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