Don't bother calling to ask about the dress code because you'll get sized up the leathery not so fab five and if she (or he, I couldn't tell) doesn't like you. It will wrinkle it's lips and shake its head and say "uh uh". The lack of grammar, sophistication, and simple courtesy makes Wal Mart a luxurious night out!
Pros: Walking out
Cons: Seems to be they are liars about the dress code
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