I say "cut" because this guy basically applied buzzer to head. I asked him for "not too short", but judging by the results, "short" must be when they shave off the top layer of your scalp. And when I tried to change what he was doing partway through he just said, "no, that is not this style" and kept mowing the lawn. I've had a lot of little cheap crappy barber shops before, and this was absolutely the worst I've been too.
Pros: I'm still alive
Cons: Everything else
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