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IF YOU HAVE TASTE, STAY AWAY!!!!!!! - Review by citysearch c | Nobu

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IF YOU HAVE TASTE, STAY AWAY!!!!!!! 9/9/2002

THIS HAS TO BE THE ABSOLUTE WORST RESTAURANT IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!! EVERYTHING BADLY IMAGINABLE IS HERE. IF YOU WANT THE MOST MEDIOCRE SUSHI FOR A RIDICULOUS PRICE, GO TO NOBU (LAS VEGAS). IF YOU WANT TO BE TREATED W/ DISRESPECT, DO TO NOBU. IF YOU WANT YOUR HOT PLATE TO BE COLD ON ARRIVAL, GO TO NOBU. IF YOU WANT YOUR FOOD TO ARRIVE 30 - 45 MIN. AFTER ORDERING (AND COLD), GO TO NOBU. IF YOU WANT A MANGER TO LAUGH AT YOUR COMPLAINTS, DO TO NOBU. IF YOU WANT YOUR $14 MARTINI MADE W/ SMIRNOFF, GO TO NOBU. IF YOU WANT YOUR TABLE BY THE KITCHEN, GO TO NOBU. IF YOU WANT BLAND FISH, DO TO NOBU. IF YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO PALATE, GO TO NOBU. OTHER THAN ALL THIS, IT WAS GREAT. NEEDLESS TO SAY, I DIDN'T BOTHER W/ DESSERT. more
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