Uh, hello? This entire "We're Dick's" concept is a prepackaged, pre-scripted plan that you can find in many major cities around the country. The San Antonio version pulls it off better than the one in Boston or San Diego, but they still can't take what they dish out. Try making your own joke or say something off beat. Your waiter won't know how to handle the fact that he's off the script.
PS. The food is greasy and overpriced at all Dick's.
Pros: beer is cold
Cons: Food is greasy, Service is stupid, overpriced
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