Then Tryst Nightclub at Wynn Hotel (Las Vegas) is for you! For the low cost of only $3,542 you will receive a table in the farthest corner of the club with views of intoxicated bachelorette party-goers on the stripper pole. However, you will get a tour of the club ? at that time you will be instructed that the best tables are reserved only for celebrities and the owners of the club.
But wait, there is more! You will meet your bouncer once in the beginning of the night but then YOU will have to instruct all the ?randoms? that sit down at your table that the seats are reserved for your party guests. Not only that, but you will see ?your own personal waitress? less than a dozen times throughout the night! In fact, when you get tired of waiting for her and kindly ask the bus-boy to tell her you want to order another bottle ? you get to wait approximately half an hour for her to show up to find out that she didn?t know you wanted to order another bottle. You will also get one bathroom (for each gender) for the entire club, awful music that you actually hear songs more than once in a night, and tons of extremely rude 20-somethings that are trying too hard.
And, if you order now, there is a special for non-threatening 5?10? physicians (whose hands are their livelihood) ? as you are waiting for your driver?s license at the end of the evening, where the waitress and a bouncer instructed you to stand, another bouncer will push you twice while yelling that you need to move (among the vulgar language used).
Operators are NOT standing by, because when you call for an explanation for the bouncer?s behavior ? you will not receive a phone call back.
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