Runza is a horrible idea for a restaurant chain that has been allowed to exist far beyond the point of sanity.
Basically the Runza sandwich is a hot pocket with a little bit of beef and a LOT of cabbage. That's right, CABBAGE. Yes, it tastes as bad as it sounds. The only reason people haven't burned the restaurants down is that Runza is a "Nebraska chain." It began in Lincoln, so we need to pretend to be excited about it.
It's only a matter of time before Nebraskans start trying to put corn into the Runza sandwich and dye it red. Then maybe the Feds will step in.