The model is a bar...let's rule out the "cafe" part of the title. No food is served...not anymore. All kinds of dirtbags go here, myself included. There's a pool table, and like all bars, you struggle with walls and customers to get a good shot off. There used to be a simpsons pinball machine, but i think that's been yoinked. The long-time staple of rock and roll, their jukebox, has been replaced with one of those electronic satellite do-dads, with Bose speakers to boot. Other than that, there is the booze. A rocks glass shot of whiskey goes for $4, and a PBR or Coors light draught goes for $2. Together they are meat and potatoes. They will know what you mean when you order it. Though not a cafe, this is certainly a model for debauchery and alcoholism. Better get there by 1:30 a.m., because unless they know ya, ya aint gettin in.
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